Balls

My muslim brothers, you have let yourself down. You have let the corrupt western superpowers and the dajaal drvie you to distraction and have forgone your own identity.

Really, on the green battle fields of Deautchesland where we should have conquered and riegned supreme, you made like an Englishman and flopped horribly by failing to qualify for the round of the 16 in the World Cup.

We all know that Football as the infidel likes to call it was actually invented by Abullah Bin Kora, who was a lesser known student of Al Kindi, who took his study of the sphere to new levels. To prove the perfection of his theories he would balance it on his foot while reciting mystical thoughts.

Now look at the bearers of the herritage. Iran and Tunisia. Couldn't meditate with a sphere is you paid em - erm if your name is Moggi you probably did. Only the noble warriors of Ghana took the idea to the next level only to undone by the blind linesman of genoa.

I think its the lack of beard. Our footballers should grow really long beards and harness the mightyness therein. Then atleast when the take a throw in the otherside will be heading for the bunker.