Sunday, June 26, 2005

Why Songs About Relationships Could Hurt More Than Your Pride...

Credit to the man ...at last a use for Celine Dion...

"The Canadian superstar's bombastic cover of Eric Carmen's 1970s hit about loneliness is the audio equivalent of the fire-bombing of Dresden. Celine's vocal histrionics surpass the blood-soaked psychic fury which slaughters the prom-goers in the movie Carrie. Had Ms Dion been around during D-Day, the Allies could have dropped her off at Omaha Beach with a PA system and have her sing All By Myself until the German infantry bayoneted themselves."

by DirectHex

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