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This survey was published in the Gaurdian. Apparently muslims are spending lots of time hating the west. Specially british muslims, really hating "The west.

We are actually really jealous. No seriously, we are just bursting with more green than flubber factory. There's so much to be jealous about.

Only in the west can you have the freedom, the democarcy, the cultural advancement to create phenomenons of beauty and poise such as Sam Fox. The icon of love and grace that the Bollywood industry took to their hearts. Only in countries where art is greatly appreciated can you have such explosions of colour as Chrisitna Aguilera. The pint size pop princess with the floral hair is an aphrodite for our times.

If only muslim youths could pose with such pretentious elegance as Chirtiano Ronaldo while the rest of his football team leave him unruffled by passing the ball away from him so he can demonstrate his Picaso like brilliance.

We try you know? We do. We tried to build Las Vegas but without the tits and gambling. We called it Dubai. So far its not working.

We even tried to wear leather jackets and expose our chest hair like the great Hasslehof, to no avail.

You can't blame us for hating the west if you make it so hard to attain perfection.