Time for RoboRef

I'm getting abit tired of the whole refereeing nonsesne at the World Cup. Actually most football matches so here is a suggestion.

We need to build a Ref central at Fifa headquaters. It should be ten stories below ground and only accessable to PE teachers and bank managers - the Refereeing Special Forces.

It needs to bluetoothed an Wi-Fi'ed up to every football match on the panet. ESA should launch special Joga Robotica Satellites postioned around the world with themal imagers, radar phtography and real time cameras. They should be able to zoom in on any ball being kicked around the planet.

The results to be played live into a Referee command centre where every game being played can be displayed accross the spectrum and anlysed. REferees will be plugged into the WHISTLE mainfraim like the highly trained operatives only known to exist in the Pentagon and episodes of 24.

Each ref will be biological altered to be able to display statistics and replays directly into the brain and therefore avoid confusion or mistaken decisions. They will accelerated hearing and quicke reflexes to be able to bring justice to the football fields. Shock referess will be deployed to sunday league games if the standard of referee is below par to restore balance to the black and white.

Of course there will always be a fourth directive should the Refs revolt and start making proper decisions on their own. If I told you I'd have to kill you....